HOLY Crapby Suesie

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December 17, 2008: This was by far the most ridiculous movie i have ever wasted or should i say "ruined" my time with.... ok i dont care i am going to spoil this movie to spare those of the horror of bad film making... the movie starts promising... 4 friends getting drunk and some sun on Mexico... they meet some german dude that tells him about some Myan temple nonsence... so they all go out there, now once they get there these trib ppl about 2 foot 2 with guns start to terrorize them to climb up this temple covered in ivy one guy gets shot and they rest are all "scared"... now this is where the movie become a waste of space and air... they have cell phones but no service.. go figure... they all start flipping out hearing a phone inside the temple thing... the german guy falls breaks his back, now aparently Doogie Howser, M.D. was there cause one of the guys begins to cut off his leags and build a splint and fry the ends of his legs bla bla bla... now the "cell phone" sound turns out to the the ivy plants, yep the plants, they mimic sounds they hear and then eat you.... yes eat you... meanwhile the village dwarfs are making sure they dont come down so they dont "spread" the ivy... one girl escapes the rest all die, either by stabbing themselves or just being plain retarted... by the end of the movie i was thinking to myself the happening did this and now this cap movie... killer plants... are you serious... and the special effects look plain silly...pls ppl dont watse your time on this planty crap... watch water boil, it would be more interesting.

This review was written about the DVD Wide Screen / Edited edition.