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Closed Caption; Outtakes; Original Theatrical Trailer; Specifications:; Dolby Digital Mono Sound; Full Screen (1:33:1); Spanish Language Track
Full Product DetailsSide #1 --
1. Opening Credits [4:47]
2. Terribly Late [6:50]
3. Reporting for Duty [8:38]
4. A Lousy Image [9:41]
5. Sunken Treasure [14:07]
6. Shark! [9:47]
7. Basket Diving [11:30]
8. A New Plan [:45]
9. Underwater Escape [15:18]
10. Too Much Weight [10:47]
Nautical nonsense ensues when Coast Guard ensign Thomas Garland (Robert Morse), a luckless but well-meaning dork who lives in the wake of his war hero father, takes over his first marina command. TV regular Stefanie Powers is along for the ride, between gigs as The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. and half of the Hart to Hart duo. Here, as an independent single mom who also happens to be a skilled boating instructor, she’s the perfect Disney love interest for the bungling hero and bails Garland out of his many mishaps. The titular play on “beatniks” was dated in 1970, but time has dulled the painful pun’s sting: The reasons to jump into Boatniks are varied and, for the most part, unsophisticated. As in other Disney live-action comedies of the period, slapstick keeps Boatniks afloat, and a raft of character actors and comedians keep the gags coming. Foremost among these are: Phil Silvers, Norman Fell, and Mickey Shaughnessy as a bungling crew of jewel thieves; Wally Cox as a seafaring playboy; and Don Ameche as Garland's flustered commander. On board as something of a Greek chorus are Joe E. Ross and Al “Grampa” Lewis. While suitable for the whole family, this G-rated comedy does not have a lot of kid appeal. But it will float the boats of older baby boomers looking for old-fashioned slapstick comedy. Donald Liebenson, Barnes & Noble
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