Features

Pebble Mill interview with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift; "Second Chance" short, featuring Patricia Routledge and Josephine Tewson; outtakes; "The Memoirs of Hyacinth Bucket" BBC-TV special.

Scene Index

Side #1 -- Everything's Coming Up Hyacinth
2. Early Retirement [:35]
3. You'll Like Mrs. Henderson! [4:44]
4. Daisy's Underpants [4:43]
5. Third Private Secretary [5:51]
6. Tea or Sherry, Honey? [4:30]
7. Half a Camel [5:39]
2. Invitation to the Royal Garden Party [:34]
3. Local History and Antiquities [4:18]
4. Richard's Odd Behavior [5:57]
5. Waiting for the Weeds to Grow [4:27]
6. Rose's Farewell [4:48]
7. All's Well That Ends Well [5:28]
2. Bravest Thing I've Ever Heard [:34]
3. Worried About Richard [4:21]
4. Something From the BBC [6:37]
5. Richard the Auteur [3:24]
6. Give Us a Shove [5:26]
7. Mrs. Councillor Nugent?!? [6:02]
2. Philistines [:34]
3. A Different Hat [4:32]
4. Poetry in Onslow's Soul [5:42]
5. A Man, A Van, A Plan, A Rose [4:28]
6. Still British? [4:56]
7. Art at Last [4:27]
2. Snobbery and One-Up-Man-Ship [:34]
3. Back to Delia Wheelright [4:37]
4. Holiday Brochures [4:57]
5. The Joys of Irresponsibility [5:12]
6. Church Cleaning [5:29]
7. Rose's Charity [4:46]
2. A Wonky Telly [:34]
3. A Sea-Faring Nation [4:31]
4. Nautical Flavor [5:18]
5. Contessa II [4:40]
6. Hyacinth on Board [5:13]
7. Nautical Buffet Setback [4:32]
2. Crystal Glassware [:35]
3. Too Posh to Have Decent Sauce [5:37]
4. Eccentric Lady of the Manor [3:43]
5. Mrs. Thing [5:41]
6. This Calls for a Drink [4:35]
7. The Forbidden Dance [5:03]
Side #2 -- Hats Off to Hyacinth
2. Like the Army [:34]
3. Any More Bacon? [6:05]
4. Tact & Discretion [3:43]
5. A Bayonet? [4:08]
6. Tell Him the War's Over [5:29]
7. A Private Talk [4:36]
2. We Must Help Emmet [:34]
3. A Bucket of Horse Manure [4:42]
4. Richard's Last Stand [4:14]
5. The Rehearsal [5:10]
6. Barbecue Sing-A-Long [5:33]
7. Take Home a Chinese [4:03]
2. Absolutely Scandalous! [:34]
3. Africa [4:57]
4. Smart for His Age [4:21]
5. The Sumptuousness of the Ride [5:46]
6. Lower-Midele Class Kiwi Fruit [4:16]
7. Searching for Monkeys [5:14]
2. Lair of the Dragon Lady [:33]
3. The Paperboy Cometh [4:24]
4. Suitable Telephone Attire [5:47]
5. Go Pack! [4:48]
6. Gracious Entertaining [4:48]
7. A Striptease Artist [4:42]
Side #3 -- Living the Hyacinth Life
2. Be a Fun Person... [:33]
3. To the Sea [4:38]
4. Getting Started [5:11]
5. Signor Farini [3:56]
6. Pleasure Beach [5:03]
7. Funhouse Fun! [2:49]
2. Fishing for Invitations [:34]
3. Overwhelmed By Graciousness [4:25]
4. Mrs. What's-It [4:25]
5. Proctor's Pickle [5:31]
6. Barbarians at the Gate [5:52]
7. Sharing the Throne With Impostors [4:55]
2. Our Special Day [:33]
3. Postal Problems [4:03]
4. Another Pretentious Burgling [4:53]
5. An 'Orrible Apparition [5:44]
6. Hyacinth Is Alarmed [2:10]
7. A Romantic Number [6:29]
2. A Muffin Called Melanie [:34]
3. A Word Like Riparian [4:17]
4. Spirited Away [5:40]
5. Select Norwegian Prawns [4:12]
6. Waterside Supper Spot [4:28]
7. Riparian Entertainments at Last [5:13]
2. Gardening With a Smile [:34]
3. A Birthday Surprise [4:14]
4. At Ease With Skis [6:09]
5. Two Ms. Pillsworths [3:59]
6. Get Violet to A Vicarage [6:03]
7. Follow That Sister! [4:25]
2. I Do Love a Joke [:33]
3. Today Could Be the Day... [3:54]
4. Looking for Mrs. Braddock [5:34]
5. Country Estate [5:44]
6. The Bidding Begins [4:23]
7. Gooseberry Wine [4:06]
Side #4 -- Some Like it Hyacinth
2. First Class Stamp House [:34]
3. Just Say No! [3:49]
4. Trapped & Barefoot [5:04]
5. A Stark Naturist? [5:29]
6. A Chucker of Golf [2:33]
7. Plan A [5:45]
2. An Internationally Famous Commodore [:34]
3. Selling Jewelry Door to Door [4:37]
4. A Delicate Tinkle [5:15]
5. Where's the Press? [5:19]
6. Lost in a Landslip [4:34]
7. A Lot of Splendid Ladies [4:14]
2. Not a Snobbish Bone [:34]
3. Attractive to Women [4:08]
4. Animal Magnetism [5:08]
5. The C.P. Bennett [4:25]
6. Still Attractive [5:00]
7. Indoor/Outdoor Barbeque [6:05]
2. Somewhere Creepy-Crawly Free [:34]
3. Unfaithful to Hyacinth's Hats [4:39]
4. Richard's Mid-Life Crisis [4:47]
5. The Village Idiot [5:16]
6. Old World Atmosphere [4:28]
7. Fancy Socks, Fancy Woman [4:41]
2. Daddy the Sentry [:34]
3. A Very Special Mission [4:26]
4. Marston Hall [4:58]
5. It's Very Me [5:33]
6. Beacon for the Best in Hospitality [4:03]
7. Sir Edward and the Gout [5:17]
2. Lower Middle Class Details [:33]
3. Old World Bijou [4:04]
4. Made My Day [5:20]
5. Going Riding, Hyacinth? [4:26]
6. Expecting Guests [5:52]
7. Don't Neglect Our Guests! [3:16]
2. That Was Sheridan... [:32]
3. Around the Hyacinth [3:19]
4. An Emergency Funeral [5:20]
5. Executive Electrical Work [3:24]
6. Exorcizing Daddy [6:37]
7. Running Amok [5:15]