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0. Chapter List
1. Opening Credits [6:28]
2. A Chance Meeting [5:47]
3. Relocation Time [3:16]
4. Blasts From The Past [6:40]
5. No Butts About It [5:33]
6. Birds On A Wire [7:39]
7. Taking Flight [10:21]
8. Cash, Apology, Hair [5:40]
9. Butch On Wheels [3:59]
10. Bird Watching [2:36]
11. An Old Flame Treats A Fresh Wound [7:08]
12. The Unfriendly Skies [6:10]
13. Love At The Roach Motel [9:22]
14. Visiting Lou [5:36]
15. Showdown At The Lion'S Den [19:08]
16. Mister Wiggly/Ends Credits [5:02]
The can't-miss teaming of Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn is squandered on a clumsy, illogical romantic melodrama. Running across her old boyfriend Gibson at a Wisconsin gas station, Hawn is astounded that he seems not to recognize her. How could she have known that Gibson was put into the Witness Relocation Program after testifying against a homicidal mob boss (say, don't they usually alter your appearance when they put you in that program?) Curious over Gibson's furtive behavior, Hawn unknowingly sets herself up as a target for the bad guys. The whole affairs culminates in an after-hours showdown at a zoo (a plot device vastly improved upon in the 1996 Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle Eraser). While Bird on a Wire admittedly has its moments of enjoyment, most of the film is on a par with Gibson's embarrassing, homophobic scene with a pair of epicine hairdressers. And whoever heard of the Chinatown section of Racine, Wisconsin? Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide